Exactly US$1,000,000. No smaller offers, no partial amounts, no instalments.
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A VERY SMALL ASK. A VERY LARGE NUMBER.
HEY,
BILLIONAIRE.
GOT A
SPARE MILLION?
asking for a friend
(it's me)
(it's me)
You have a billion. I have a burger. Somewhere in the middle, there's a deal worth talking about.
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100%UNREASONABLE
YOUR CALL
$1M
$1M
THE PROPOSED RETURNONE
BURGER.Pickles included. Probably.
BURGER.Pickles included. Probably.
*Burger size may be negotiated. Million-dollar amount is surprisingly firm.
NO PITCH DECK. NO CRYPTO. JUST A BURGER.SCROLL, YOU MAGNIFICENT HUMAN β
THE BURGER DEAL HAS BEEN LIVE FOR
00:00:00:00
THE CLOCK STARTS WHEN THIS WEBSITE GOES PUBLIC.
THE ENTIRE BUSINESS PLAN Β· 30 SECONDS
It's a simple transaction.
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Freshly made. Served with gratitude. Napkin included. No equity, no repayment, no investment return.
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Possibly the most expensive burger story ever told. Guinness, call me.
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To be completely clear: this is a personal request for a voluntary gift, not an investment, loan, security, or promise of financial return. Any support would be discussed transparently and handled through lawful channels.
OKAY, BUT WHY?
Because asking
nicely is free.
Behind the joke is a real person asking for an extraordinary chance to build a more secure future and do something meaningful with it.
I know a million dollars is an enormous request. I don't expect anyone to say yes. But sometimes a bold idea deserves to be put out there β with honesty, a little humour, and absolutely no pressure.
THE BURGER DEAL PROMISEOne fixed offer: exactly US$1,000,000. The first person who completes and confirms the full gift gets the deal; then the offer closes. No fake endorsements or promised financial returns.
QUESTIONS YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING
Fair questions.
Ridiculous answers.
Is this actually serious?
The burger is real. The request is real. The humour is doing some heavy lifting. This is a personal request for voluntary support, not an investment pitch.
What does the person who accepts get?
A burger, a sincere thank-you, and a story that will be difficult to explain at the next board meeting. This is a personal gift request, not an investment, and no financial return is promised.
Will you accept less than US$1 million?
No. The offer is for exactly US$1,000,000 only. No smaller amounts, partial payments, or instalments will be accepted.
What does βfirst come, first servedβ mean?
The first person who contacts me, completes the agreed legal and banking steps, and successfully transfers the full US$1,000,000 gift will be accepted. Once confirmed, the offer is closed. Please do not send money before written confirmation and independently verified transfer details.
Is the burger tax deductible?
Please consult your tax professional. I am a burger enthusiast, not your accountant.
THE FLOOR IS YOURS
Dear billionaire,
your move.
I am accepting one offer only: exactly US$1,000,000. First come, first served. Once the first full gift is confirmed, the offer closes.
THE OFFICIAL BURGER INBOXtheburgerdeal@gmail.com β
AN OPEN LETTER
To whoever has a million to spare,
I can't promise to change the world with a million dollars. I can promise to take the opportunity seriously, be transparent, and remember the person who gave me a chance.
And yes, I will buy the burger.
Respectfully,
The person behind The Burger Deal
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